If lesbians use and like toys such as dildos and vibrators, why don’t they like a real live penis? I’ve experienced both and a real penis is better. Usually.
Curious George,
This is a frequently asked question, for sure. And the answer may require some people to go look at kittens instead.
My general rule in answering these questions is to ask the person asking the question to flip the script. That is to say, reverse the question and ask it of yourself. So, let’s try that here. I’m assuming that you’re a straight woman, or that you prefer sex with a man. That said:
If straight women like penetration with a penis, why don’t they like penetration by a dildo – from a woman?
As you’ve identified, there is a difference between the two. Your preference is for a penis. My preference is for a dildo. And for a woman. That’s all. It’s not that I don’t like penetration. It’s that I like sex with a  woman, and everything that comes with it.
May 21, 2010 3 Comments
What about breast play? Are breasts considered erogenous enough to have sex with?
This came from a comment on the what is sex? post. I think it merits its own topic.
Again, if you can’t handle it, please look away now.
The short answer: I’m a lawyer, so I like tests. I use this “two part test” to determine whether something is sex:
First:Â Based on what you’re doing, is it possible for one of the parties to come?
Second:Â Is it the intention of the parties involved for someone to come?
If the answer is “yes” to both, then it’s sex. Other than that, I’m not sure.
So, is breast play sex? It depends.
The long answer:
I was considering this question as I headed out on a bike ride this afternoon. I immediately thought of the time a couple of years ago when I was body surfing in Hawaii. I saw a hornet drowning out in the water. So, I scooped it up and brought it back to shore. On my return to the ocean, one of his brothers, clearly unaware of my recent heroism, swam into my bikini and stung my nipple. Uncool.
Now I’ve been known to manifest some freaky shit. And I wondered if it was folly to be thinking about the bees. But I quickly dismissed any concern and got on with my ride and deeper consideration of the breast play issue.
But Oregon bugs have pride. Not to be outdone, 1/4 mile from my destination, a flying ant flew into my bra and bit me. Repeatedly. He bit my nipple. He bit my areola. He bit my breast.
(Now, I know what some of you are thinking. “Wait! Maybe it will swell!” Very funny. It hurts like hell.)
So, let me say this: are breasts sensitive enough to have sex with them? Y-E-S. The icepack on mine is proof.
Like the “what is sex?” question, though, I’m not sure it’s so straight forward.
Is breast play (fondling, both digitally – that’s hands, people – and orally), by itself, sex? I think it can be. Does it matter if it’s clothed or naked? As Tribe of One so eloquently stated, “If someone comes, it’s sex. I don’t care how many clothes there are.” I agree. And, in my experience, breast play can lead to orgasm. As can tribbing.
But what if nobody comes? What if it’s not the intention at all? It’s certainly sexual. Foreplay is sexual. Kissing can be sexual.
I agree with Amanda that orgasm isn’t the magic bullet that will answer the question. Any of my girlfriends can tell you (and there aren’t that many, so be cool), I’m an endurance sport. So if I sit on a woman’s face for an hour and don’t get there, it doesn’t mean it’s not sex.
More and more, I’m thinking the answer to these questions really does depend on intention and personal view. For me, digital sex is sex. For some of my straight friends, it’s not. For other of my straight friends, it is.
The takeaway for me is that it’s really important to talk about these things. Maybe not on a blog that your mom reads, but certainly with a potential partner, a current partner, and with yourself. Thanks for the questions! Keep them coming! (Yeah, I totally said that.)
May 14, 2010 3 Comments
Let’s talk about sex
WARNING: This post contains explicit language. If you don’t want to think about me in compromising situations, please go look at pictures of kittens.
Questions about sex are the ones asked most often. They’re also the questions that don’t get asked. They linger under the surface in the too-long silence after I tell people I’m willing to answer any questions they have about the gayness. It’s kind of like in elementary school when we all wanted to ask, “how does an astronaut pee if there’s no gravity?” Nobody wanted to be the one to put their hand up, but we were all thinking it.
Just last night I was asked, “when does it become sex?â€Â My answer then was, “don’t worry, honey, we’re not there yet.”  Still, it’s a good question.
Like in the heterosexual world, the answer to this question depends on the person. Just ask Bill “is†Clinton. Here’s the answer for me: Penetration=sex. Also, oral sex=sex. Also, direct clitoral stimulation=sex. Let’s break that down.
Penetration
Penetration with tongue, fingers or toy (dildo, etc) is pretty clearly sex in my book. (Don’t worry, I know there are all sorts of questions out there about this topic. I’ll explore this more on its own.)
Oral sex
If your mouth is on my clit, or your tongue is in me, it’s sex.
Direct clitoral stimulation
If your hand, mouth, or anything else is on my clit without something other than a safety material in between, it’s sex.
That’s what it is for me. Believe me, honey it leaves lots of room for spirited disagreement. For instance, does orgasm=sex? Damn good question. What do you all think?
Also, I want to be sure to say that I don’t want anyone using this post to argue with their significant other that what they did wasn’t cheating. Cheating and sex are two totally different, if related, things. One of my friends, when defining sex asked the question, “if your husband was doing that, would you consider it sex?â€Â Careful there. If my husband was kissing another person, I’d consider it cheating. I wouldn’t consider it sex. Also, if my husband was kissing me, I’d wonder what the hell kind of messed up dream I was having.
May 12, 2010 14 Comments