Around the island – part 2
Our already long day was just about halfway over, when we climbed back into the car and headed for the lava flow. We usually take a route past the Kilauea caldera, down the Chain of Craters Road, to the point where the new lava is emptying into the ocean. Parking where the road is overtaken by lava, and walking in about a mile, you can see the plumes of steam rising where the hot and cold mix. This year, the road is closed, due to new activity in the caldera, so we drove a different route to where the newest lava flow has been making its way to the ocean.
The Chain of Craters drive is a long, winding journey to the sea, across vast expanses of black lava. This year’s drive to the Kalapana site was different. When we reached what appeared to be the end of the road, we were still in the jungle. The road itself was partially overrun by the trees and grasses of the rainforest. It was eerily quiet. Where there might have been 60 cars parked on Chain of Craters, here there were none.
The road was partially blocked, with strange, conflicting signage. Mom and I decided to walk up the road a bit while the others drove on. We’d heard that you could walk a half a mile past the end of the road out onto the new lava flow.
After a few minutes of walking down the overgrown road, a beat up minivan pulled up next to us. “You know, you can drive down in.â€Â The local woman was leaning out to tell us. “The signs up there are terrible. People come from all over the world to see this and then they turn around without seeing it. They need better signs.†She was borderline indignant.  We thanked her and kept walking. Surely it wasn’t that far. As we walked, we took in the encroaching jungle, the steaming hills. Another car pulled up.
A dude who looked like Willy Nelson, and his blue-eyelinered wife greeted us. “You leave your car up top? You can drive in, you know.â€Â They were super sweet. “You need a ride? Don’t feel bad about driving. If you want to walk, that’s okay, too. It’s like 3 miles, though. You want us to blackmail these guys into giving you a ride?â€Â They pointed at a jacked up pick up coming the other way.
“No, we’re good, we’ve got a ride. Thanks!â€Â We smiled and waved goodbye. This wasn’t exactly what we expected given the description of protective locals in the usually reliable guide book.
“You think I should call your father?â€Â Mom was reaching for her cell phone. Three miles was a little more than we’d planned on, and it was hot out, walking on the asphalt, through the lava. When she reached him, he was already on his way back, having dropped our friends at the end of the road.
It was strange, driving across the vast expanse of black. Even though the lava had taken out homes, time and again, there were new structures perched on the horizon.
We wondered whether they had off-the-grid power, or just went without.
Once at the actual end of the road, we examined the closed gates in front of the makeshift visitor center. We parked next to a photographer who assured us that we wouldn’t be able to see anything, even if the gates were open, and that we should buy some of his pictures taken when you could see something. He also told us that a few weeks earlier, when the red flow was visible, 900 cars each night would come out to watch it moving into the ocean. Now that the flow had stopped, he expected only 100 cars a night.
Even if we couldn’t see the spectacular lava/water connection, we could see smoke on the surrounding hills. The heat of the earth set a couple of trees aflame while we stood there.
The gates were set to open in about a half an hour, but we weren’t sticking around for that. So, encouraged by some locals, a Caribbean woman, Dad and I opted for a self-guided tour. We made it as far as the little viewing platform about 50 yards past the gates.
Yeah, that’s a little intimidating.
With the promise of NO lava flow, we snapped a picture of “the newest lava in the world,â€
and headed quickly back to the gate, where an “official vehicle†was pulling up. Crap. We all darted through the gate while the official worker was distracted by the photo guy, and climbed into our vehicles. Our next stop was the Kilauea caldera – home of madam Pele – about 40 minutes away.
We’d heard that Kilauea had been putting on a show over the last month or so, and that some of the roads were now closed. We were pretty surprised, though, when we learned at the visitor center that our usual overlook was basically destroyed by the sulfurous steam the volcano was emitting, and the road to the overlook was covered in rock. In search of a good viewing area, we walked toward the “Volcano House,†a restaurant and inn on the edge of the volcano’s ledge. And we found it closed. “Son of a bitch†was muttered a couple of times, and arms tossed into the air.
The trail we’d chosen lead straight into a line of caution tape in front of the building. So we doubled back and tried to attack form a different angle. And we ran into a dead end. But this time, at least it was an interesting one.
The area around the steam vents was covered in ferns, gently dancing in the hot mist that issued forth. After a round of “oohs†and “aahsâ€, we moved along, hoping for a view onto the crater. It was strange being at the volcano and not seeing other people. I’m a fan of off-season travel for this very reason. Still, the quiet was strange. We walked along the deserted road, down a little trail, and out onto a railed platform.
The volcano was breathing. That was new. Dad, who isn’t the world’s biggest fan of volcanoes, hung back, a cold look on his face. “We shouldn’t be here.â€Â It was hard to argue. Pele was definitely awake. You could smell her breath – feel it tearing at your lungs just a bit.
Dad backed out quietly and we eventually followed. After a while in the visitor center, touching different lava and looking through magnifiers at different formations, we gathered ourselves for the final stage of our volcano visit. We couldn’t get down into Kilauea and out to the rim of the Halema’uma’u  crater as we had in years past, but the Jagger Museum on the edge of the larger Kilauea crater was open and had a good view of the action.
When we walked into the viewing area, the steam was rolling out in huge columns, blowing right over the old viewing platform. Dad was still standing back, his body language telling us all that he was ready to go anytime we were. He mumbled something about “getting us out in time†as we started walking toward the car.
And then inspiration struck. “Mom, will you take my picture.† I had an image of the ridiculous tourists at the leaning tower of Pisa posing so that it looked like they were holding up the tower. My idea was better. Maybe not classier, but better.
Mom’s pic was spot on. “Wait, one more!â€
Giggling, we practically skipped back to the car where the others were waiting. “It’s a good thing I heard Madam Pele laughing,†she said to me, handing the camera back. Pele’s wrath is legendary. It’s known to rip through the lives of those who disrespect her, most notably those who take lava from her island.  Over the years, we are careful to meticulously clean out our beach gear so that we leave as much on the island as possible. Angering Pele is not on our agenda.
It was dusky as we pulled away from the museum and the volcano, Dad driving a tad bit more aggressively than usual. Nothing erupted as we sped away, and we made it out of the park before dark. I was dumbfounded as we drove past a military camp inside the gates, realizing at once that it’s been making regular appearances in my dreams for at least a decade. I love that. I wonder if I’ll recognize its cabins and green lawns the next time I visit it.
After the long, dark slog around the southern stretch of the Island and back to Kona, we were hungry. I slept most of the way, waking to discussions of food. Not surprising, given my family. What was surprising is that it was dark, and we didn’t have a dinner plan. So Mom pulled out the guidebook and I pulled out my headlamp. We settled on a Mexican restaurant – not the horrible one with the great view, but another one, less likely to give us food poisoning. Dad was able to locate the place on a back street – but it was closed. Crap.
Plan B was an entertaining burger joint, with a great second-story view of the ocean, and a colorful menu.
Lu Lu’s is a tasty standby. The big, open-air restaurant features huge tiki heads, puffer-fish lighting, and dollar bills vandalized and stapled to the walls.
The menu includes fantastic items like “the hogzilla†pork sandwich, “nachos the size of your head,†and “the bearded lady†burger. This night, we ended up with aloha and Magnum P.I. burgers, fish tacos, fish and chips, and a quesadilla that could barely contain itself.
Filled to the gills, we hit the road one more time. The drive from Kona to the Waikoloa Beach Resort is about 40 minutes. But we had nearly the brightest moon of the year to entertain us.  And each other. We had each other.
Mildly distracted by my life back in Oregon, I barely registered the murmur in the car. People leaned over each other to see the moon, bursting into song and laughing wildly. After 14 hours together in the car, we were still laughing.  Madam Pele was surely laughing with us.
February 5, 2010 1 Comment
Around the island – part 1
Once a visit, my family piles in the rental car to head around the island of Hawaii. On the agenda is a stop at several waterfalls, a trip to the Hilo farmers’ market, and a journey out onto the volcano. Oh, and food – lots of food.
Kona is on the Southwest side of the island. That’s where the condo is: our starting point. After a fabulous breakfast of avocado bagels and papaya, we set out in search of Akaka Falls – a fantastic waterfall on the other side of the island. On the way, we drove through barren lava fields, lush grasslands, and tropical rainforests. Hawaii is a feast for the eyes, as well as the mouth. The deep red soil contrasts with the green vegetation, making agricultural fields especially beautiful.
The drive to the falls was entertaining. We looked out the windows, sang songs and I read my book from time to time. The first part of the trip is always entertaining…
Once at Akaka Falls State Park, we piled out in search of the bathroom. As instructed, we checked our belongings and made sure the car was locked.
Then we headed down the trail that leads through the rain forest to the falls.
The park is truly beautiful. The well paved paths and new handrails make the walk relatively easy, as it winds through giant bamboo, enormous banyan trees, and a thousand other exotic flora. The foliage is so colorful and shiny that it looks like it could be part of a resort – planted specifically for our entertainment.
The park houses two sets of falls:Â Kahuna falls, the smaller of the two, and Akaka Falls.
When we visited, Kahuna was virtually non-existent. Even though it’s winter right now, the precipitation seems to be less than usual. Mauna Kea, the “white mountain,†which usually has a bit of snow visible, is brown this year.
Akaka falls was the main event, anyway, and it was beautiful, pouring out over the cliff and dissipating – falling as mostly mist to the valley floor.
We took our pictures, and marveled at the gorgeous plants all around us. And then we headed back up the trail to the parking lot and the truck.
Brilliant. While we took our time along the trail, the door of the truck stood open. Oh, it was locked, alright – just open. We were probably suffering delusions from hunger… Slightly aghast, we filed in and set off in search of our first snack of the day. We’d seen a bakery on our way to the falls, in a set of little, old-west storefronts along the road in the little town of Honomu.
Most people were hoping for coffee. I was hoping for malasadas – Portuguese donuts. I’d been introduced to these little gems on a trip to Oahu with some of my Hawaiian friends. They’re thick, airy, and coated in sugar – or as I like to think of it, pixie dust.
We walked inside Mr. Ed’s Bakery and found a case of fantastic looking pastries, most of which were clearly some variation on Hawaiian sweet bread. But no malasadas. So we picked out a good variety, including a guava bear claw, macaroons, monkey bread, and an ensaymada – something that was described as “Hawaiian sweetbread, butter and sugar.â€Â I thought that would translate into a butter cream frosting. I was wrong. It was whipped butter and sugar spiraled in a sweetbread Danish. Amazing.
We then stepped from the bakery into another room of the shop. The walls were lined with beautiful, colorful jars of preserves, butters, jams, fruits, all made by Mr. Ed. (If you like this kind of thing, they ship. The selection was incredible.)
I asked the woman behind the counter where we could find malasadas on our way to Hilo. “Baker Tom’s. It’s about three miles up the road on your right.â€Â Excellent. Just enough time to inhale the pastry we’d bought at Mr. Ed’s.
Nobody else in the car was familiar with malasadas, but they were game to try new pastry, and my description gave them an alarming level of enthusiasm. We climbed back into the car, and headed to the main road, checking the odometer first. The bakery hadn’t had coffee, and we didn’t want to miss our chance for coffee and malasadas at Baker Tom’s. We tore into the freshly purchased pastries, pulling long strips of the bread off and passing gooey handfuls of plastic wrap around the car.
At about mile 3 we’d consumed nearly everything, in a flurry of “mmmmmmâ€s and “yummyâ€s.  And by mile 4 we began to lose hope that we would find Baker Tom’s. Maybe we’d missed it, zooming past. Or perhaps it was the other direction. We started rationalizing. Oh well, we were rather full and sugared-out anyway…
And then we saw it. “MALASADAS†the banner read, stretched across the front of a converted auto mechanic’s shop. “MALASADAS!!!!†we all screamed as dad turned sharply into the drive.
The people sitting on the little picnic table in front of the shop must have heard us yelling or seen the insane glint in our eyes as we came hurtling through the parking lot. At once, they all stood up from the work they had been doing, scattering to different parts of the building, and making room for us.
We were crazed. Mom practically ran up to the register, asking frantically, “you DO have malasadas, don’t you?â€Â The lady behind the counter, dressed in a Hawaiian print apron, looked down at us with an expression of concern, and nodded. She pushed her head through the swinging door that separated the small storefront from the crowded bakery, checking with someone in the other room. She reemerged and motioned to a case.
“We’ve got lilikoi, strawberry cheesecake, and original, and then the meat filled ones.â€
Our hands still sticky from Mr. Ed’s, we placed our orders and received the fried wonders with awe.
It’s possible that we got a little carried away. But the malasadas were good. They were chewy and sugary and good. Even the slightly burned coffee tasted perfect to us, perched on the picnic table.
As we were brushing the last remnants of sugar from our faces, a lanky guy in a hairnet and a harlequin apron appeared. Baker Tom wasn’t exactly what we expected, talking with Dad about a custom leather shop.
But he could have had 2 heads for all we cared. He made a mean malasada. And we were all high on sugar. We yelled our thanks to the folks at Baker Tom’s as we returned to our chariot.
From there, our engines fueled, we headed toward Hilo, where we planned to have a nice lunch (heaven forbid we didn’t have a plan for eating). But first, there were more waterfalls to see. The spectacular Rainbow Falls, known for its horseshoe-shaped falls, was just a tiny trickle, splashing almost comically into the giant pool below.
Our tour book told us that the “boiling pots†were just a mile up the road, so we headed there. Supposedly, the formation of the rocks is such that, during periods of high rainfall, the water rushes through the lava basins, boiling into the air. Evidently, in periods of not-so-high rainfall, the water trickles through the pools, creating a peaceful, comfortable atmosphere, but no boiling.
The pots were definitely more than a mile up the road, but we eventually found them, just as we were getting ready to turn around.
I really liked the feeling of this park. A wide grassy area buffered the falls from the parking lot, and the view down onto the pots was pretty spectacular, even with the low water flow. We were almost the only people there, which added to the sense of peace and privacy.
I snapped a couple of pictures, listened to the water, and then ran around the park, still jacked up from the sugar explosion, and hoping to blow off a little of the nervous energy flooding through me. It’s a lot harder to pile into an enclosed space with four other people when all I want to do is run around. Still, the ride to Hilo wasn’t a long one.
Saturday is market day in Hilo. Vendors bring their produce and baked goods, and they also bring their crafts, arts and other stuff to sell.
My favorite booth was a display of beautiful glass panels, drizzled in red or blue; capturing the fire and water of the island. I chatted with the owner, who was very proud of the process he has developed for creating the beautiful pieces.
The food area of the market is jammed full of vendors selling their home-grown products. Along with avocados and papayas there are more exotic purple sweet potatoes, and ferns.
And there were more pastries. Ensaymadas, malasadas and mochi lined the little tables.
Even though it had been like an hour since we ate pastry, we held off this time.  Instead, we headed to the Pesto Café for lunch. There was a wait, so we put our name in and walked into the little discovery center next door. Cool. The walls were papered in underwater pictures, with little doors opening onto video screens or aquarium tanks. A digital screen doubling as a tabletop in the middle of the room explained the formation of the Hawaiian islands. And, hidden in the back corner, was a mock-up of a submarine interior.
I grabbed Dad and we headed in. There were two stations set up, each with a little round window onto an underwater salvage scene, and controls for the underwater robotic arms. Too fun.
We played with the robots until we got the call that our table was ready. I would have stayed longer in the little room, flipping switches, and making the metal fingers grab at the sand on the other side of the glass.
The Pesto Café is set in a high-ceilinged colonial-feeling building with slowly turning fans and big windows. Lunch was good, consisting mostly of tasty pizzas, and overfull cappuccino.
We ate about half of what we ordered, and packed the rest with us for an afternoon snack. Our next stop was the volcanoes, and the volcanoes always make me hungry.
February 2, 2010 1 Comment
The Big Island
The Big Island of Hawaii is my favorite island so far. It’s striking – looking from the beach up over the high desert or the jungle to the top of the Mauna Kea observatory. From the blast of flowery, hot air that hits me in the face when I step off the plane, to the birds that wake me in the morning, I enjoy being here.
Yesterday was a good sampler day. We hit a beach for some sun and boogie boarding, watched whales throwing themselves into the air, had lunch in an old-school café, and looked over cliffs onto a stunning black-sand beach.
I’m staying with my parents on the Kona side of the island. We’ve been coming here for over 15 years. At this point, it really does feel like a home away from home. This 3-week trip is the longest time I’ve spent in the island. It’s a long time. Still it’s nice to feel like I can pass on activities one day without fear of missing out. I know we’ll go snorkeling more than once, and the beaches are always there.
After a breakfast of papaya and apple bananas from the local farmer’s market, yesterday’s Hawaiipalooza started with a trip to Hapuna State Park. This beach, about 30 miles north of Kailua-Kona (the big city and airport on this side of the island), is awesome. The beach itself is about half a mile long, and super wide. There’s plenty of parking up top and a short walk to the ultra-fine white sand. There are bathrooms, showers, covered picnic areas and a burger shack just up from the beach. But that’s not the important part.
Hapuna is gorgeous. The sand runs up from the turquoise water to the green bushes that grow along the coastline. (Snorkling tip: The leaves of the beach naupaka plant, which grows along a lot of the beaches, can be crushed and wiped on the inside snorkel masks to cut down on fogging. It’s at least as effective as spitting.) The bay is protected by lava outcroppings on either side that send the incoming waves crashing into the air.
Some people come for the swimming and snorkeling, but on wavy days they come for the boogie boarding. Depending on the size of the waves and the strength of the current (marked on beach signs), the waves range from gentle for beginners, to expert only.
The past couple of days have been red flag days, meaning there’s the possibility of high surf. With our little, drugstore boggie boards, we hit the waves until the lifeguard started announcing “advanced body surfers only†from her bullhorn. It was pretty much great. Dad ended up snapping a board, and I laughed like a little girl as the waves sailed me through the air and then brought me bouncing down into the surf – over and over again.
Yup, we were cool.
After a morning of such rigorous activity, we were pretty much starving. There’s something about a combination of sun, sand and surf that makes me ravenous.
One of our favorite places on the island is the town of Hawi. Situated in North Kohala, Hawi is a super-charming look at old Hawaii. For sports buffs, it’s also the turnaround for the bike portion of the Ironman. We go there to browse the shops (there’s a great crystal shop there), eat ice cream on the main strip, and for lunch at the Bamboo Restaurant & Gallery.
The place was a hotel at the turn of the last century, and has a colorful history right out of the old west, starring horses, traveling workers and “ladies of the nightâ€.
The food is great and the service is delightful. My favorite is the Hawaiian veggie stir-fry. I get it with tofu, Thai coconut sauce, and this year, whole wheat noodles.
I’m not much of a fan for fried tofu, but this stuff was perfect. Fresh and slightly crispy, it had none of the sogginess that plagues badly done tofu.
Yesterday, the table also hosted a kalua pig (cooked in a pit, not with the liqueur) sandwich with pineapple slaw and waffle-cut fries, a mon chong fish-plate, and a quesadilla.
The menu provides tons of options – almost everything can be done with pork, chicken, fish or tofu – and the food itself is really tasty.
Directly across the street, is the Kohala Coffee Mill, a little complex that serves all manor of treats.
You can get Kona coffee and mac-nut ice cream at the parlor downstairs, or fudge samples and shave ice – the real kind that they shave right in front of you – upstairs.
I need to have at least one ginormous shave ice during my trip to the island. Yesterday was the day. My favorite combo is two-flavor pina colada and peach.  The more traditional shops serve it with either ice cream or red beans in the bottom of the paper cone.  I like mine with a scoop of vanilla ice cream.
Tasty. The flavoring melts down to make a slushy, sugary smoothie in the bottom that can be sucked out with a straw. Yummy.
Just up from Hawi is the village of Kapa’au, and the statue of Kamehameha the Great.
The statue has a fantastical history, including the shipwreck and salvage that brought the statue here instead of Honolulu, it’s original destination.
From there, we headed up to the end of the road – literally. The road through Hawi rings the island, except for the stretch where the Kohala mountains stretch up in great cliffs, and empty their rain-forests into the ocean.
The Pololu lookout provides exceptional views of the forest, cliffs and black-sand beach.
A trail at the end of the road leads down to the beautiful – and rugged – beach and a beautifully peacefully tree-covered area where you can listen to the crashing waves, and feel completely nestled into the island. Yesterday we stayed at the top and watched as triumphant hikers emerged from the trailhead, grinning and sweating.
The island is pretty amazing. Eleven of the world’s fifteen climate types can be found on the island. Yesterday’s hour drive from Kohala to the Kona coast took us from dense rain forest that looked like it could be South America, and across high-desert that could put you in southern Idaho. And then there’s the lava. Great stretches of lava look like they’ve tumbled out of the earth yesterday, covering swaths of land in a black, rich blanket. People create graffiti using pieces of coral, stark white on the lava background. The island is simply beautiful.
Last night, after a long day of adventures, we settled in for dinner on the patio – the lanai. Looking out over the lava and the golf courses, up into the hills around Mauna Kea and its observatories, we ate sushi, sweet potato pie, and haupia (coconut) cake. We relived the day – and planned the next set of adventures.
Tomorrow we’re heading around the island to Hilo and the volcano. To the jungles and waterfalls. And I’m sure to more food. Always more food.
January 29, 2010 2 Comments
Blessings
“That’s not normal.â€
The woman at the crystal shop had greeted my mom with a bright smile. Now, she was looking at her with awe.
“You actually HEARD the whales?â€
On our way out to the old Hawaii town of Hawi, we’d yelled for my dad to pull off the road. The whales are active off the coast in January, and we were seeing flashes of dark and white plumes coming from flat spots just off the shore.
My parents have a time-share on the big island, and they usually come for about a month every spring. This spring, my little sister is having a baby, so they’ve come early to the island – and I’m tagging along.
On our walks along the resort beaches, we’d seen whales breeching alone and in pairs – something beautiful and exciting – but this day, we were seeing something different. While the whales we’d seen near the resorts were on the horizon or well off shore, where the turquoise sandy bottom meets the darker, deeper water, these whales very close to the shore in the deep water that comes right up to the land.
We walked down the lava-dirt path that led from the road out onto the little shelf above the scrub-covered hills that roll down to the water. A light breeze blew off the water, bringing the sounds of the water to us, a mile or two away.
A screeching, sucking sound made us all stop. I thought it was tires on the loose lava behind us. Another car had pulled in to watch the whales. We looked around and then continued out onto the bluff.
Out came cameras and binoculars. We watched as two or three whales, all very close to each other, bobbed and flashed out of the water. Glints of shimmering ribbons played around the whales – spinner dolphins dancing through the air. The celebration continued as we watched, and we began to wonder what we were seeing. Whales both mate and birth in January.
And then we heard the sound again.
“Is that coming from the whales?!â€
We all looked at each other.
The screeching, wheezing song sounded again.
“Holy shit.â€
I started recording, hoping I could capture something as we watched in complete disbelief. The spinners surrounded the whales, hurling themselves twirling through the air, the sun glinting off their slick, laughing forms. And the whales waved their fins. Then they splashed their tales, and bobbed their heads, straight out of the water. And they sang.
As my mom shared the story with the woman in the crystal shop, we all started to realize how strange the experience had been. “That is quite a blessing,†she had said.
And we believed it. We heard whales singing above water.
Here’s the video. You can hear it at 0:38 and then more clearly at 2:00. You have to listen in between our excited babbling, but it’s quite a blessing, all the same.
January 24, 2010 2 Comments