Tales of a wandering lesbian

Posts from — March 2010

The history of cardigan hair

This one is almost too painful to post, but I figure that we all have these pictures, so we’re all laughing together, right?  RIGHT?

I believe I am wearing two layers of shoulder pads in this picture.  It was the first day of school.  It’s 6th or 7th grade, I think.  Wow, good times.

Cathy and I are pretty sure that if we can find the official school picture from this year, I’ll be able to get on Ellen’s “bad paid for photo” segment.  Wish me luck!

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March 24, 2010   1 Comment

The history of biker hair

I think this was the year I decided to go for more of a grown-up Halloween costume.  It might have been a bit of a miss.

I think maybe it’s the hat.

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March 23, 2010   No Comments

The history of hyper hair

Just for the record, that is a hypercolor shirt tucked into my fluorescent shorts.

And those are my braces.  And some mighty fine shades.

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March 22, 2010   No Comments

The history of ballerina hair

Yes, this is me.  It’s one of the summers I danced with Jacques d’Amboise.

My hair was so awesome that one of the costuming women accused me of using a fake bun.  Nope.  I just have amazing volume.  Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.

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March 21, 2010   No Comments

The history of Charo hair

On a vacation in Hawaii, my family went to Charo’s restaurant.  Oh yeah, and she was there.

Those shorts are super-rad.  Oh yeah.

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March 20, 2010   No Comments